plantkitten:

u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 

utena-tfln:

[Photoset - First image is Anthy looking sad after Utena left with Akio. Second image is Utena and Akio riding a horse together.]

[Text - (829): I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis]

deersatan:

accidentally spelling like as ‘liek’

image

dreamerofderse:

when teachers touch your shoulder

image

cnnbreaking:

having only 2 friends in class you have to pair up with and they choose eachother image

deduct:

i really wanna be in a movie but on the other hand, i’d probably make them delete the every scene because i looked bad

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

tsartorial:

first things first i’m image

fantasyswift:

makes me sound like a retarded animal

fantasyswift:

makes me sound like a retarded animal

beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.